-Friday-




RICKY

(12:41am)
Ricky Yarnall



TINO

(12:41am)
Hey Ricky. Im Tino. Where are you?



RICKY

(12:41am)
At home



TINO

(12:41am)
Oh yeah? Taking it easy? Where do you live?



RICKY

(12:42am)
I live in a small house in Fullerton



TINO

(12:42am)
I live in jersey, myself. Small Hous just aint my style no offense. I got a big yard I can build stuff in. Whats the biggest thing youve ever built?



RICKY

(12:44am)
The largest thing I've ever built was a ceramic mosaic... It was about 40 feet long by 20 feet tall.



TINO

(12:44am)
Ya gotta know how to make stuff. I like working with my hands generally. Steel. The ladies. Ha! Mostly steel. Im a rigger.



RICKY

(12:45am)
What do you mean by "the ladies"?



TINO

(12:45am)
Anyway... nice to meet you Ricky. Enough txting for now, Ill touch base tomorrow.



RICKY

(12:46am)
Okay, I look forward to it!!



TINO

(1:42pm)
Guess where i am?



RICKY

(1:48pm)
Disneyland??



TINO

(1:48pm)
Im insulating a roof cavity. You got anything that really freaks you out?



RICKY

(1:49pm)
Ghosts. I am a firm believer in them.



TINO

(1:49pm)
Ghosts are more afraid of you than you are of them. Trust me.



RICKY

(1:50pm)
Have you ever seen one?



TINO

(1:50pm)
Only thing in the world makes my knees weak is a closed space, and here I am. All day. Hey you know the symptoms of a panic attack?



RICKY

(1:52pm)
I'm not qualified to diagnose a panic attack? Is there someone near by that can help you?



TINO

(1:52pm)
Palpitations, pounding heart or accelerated heart rate, Sweating, trembling or shaking, Sensations of shortness of breath or smothering, feeling of choking,


(1:53pm)
nausea or abdominal distress, Feeling dizzy, light headed or faint, derealization(feelings of unreality) or depersonalization (being detached from oneself)


(1:54pm)
chest pain or discomfort, Fear of losing control or going crazy, Fear of dying, Paresthesias (numbness or tingling sensations), Chills or hot flushes.



RICKY

(1:54pm)
May I ask you a question?



TINO

(1:55pm)
You gotta help me out with something, k? Say yes, k?



RICKY

(1:55pm)
Yes k



TINO

(1:55pm)
Do you have any rituals - stupid little things you do to keep yourself calm?



RICKY

(1:57pm)
Yes, I rub my tongue on the back of my teeth.



TINO

(1:57pm)
If I gotta be in a tight space, I like to call Yellowstone National Park. Find out about road conditions. Its weird, ok, but it helps.


(1:59pm)
This girl there knows I do it now, tho. Knows my number. So how about you call and tell me what they say? Number is 307-344-2117.



RICKY

(2:05pm)
Roads are in fairly good condition she said



TINO

(2:05pm)
I feel better knowing that.



RICKY

(2:06pm)
Happy to help



-Saturday-




TINO

(1:06pm)
Met a girl last night - vanessa. Vanessaaaaah. Whaddaya think. Movie or the shore?



RICKY

(1:45pm)
Shore... It's beautiful when there is snow on the ground.



TINO

(1:45pm)
Ya exactly. Sunset over waves and a long ride home. I hope the clouds clear up, tho.



RICKY

(1:46pm)
Is there snow on the ground in jersey right now?



TINO

(1:46pm)
Hopefully this girl isnt like eliza.



RICKY

(1:47pm)
Who is that?



TINO

(1:47pm)
The 26.year old psycho. We had some communication problems you could say. But she started me with this texting stuff.



RICKY

(1:48pm)
What was wrong? Conversation too one sided?



TINO

(1:48pm)
Enough questions for now. dont really want to talk about it.



RICKY

(1:49pm)
You brought it up.



-Sunday-




TINO

(2:21pm)
hy Ricky, I just lost my tmpr. I got frustrat and brok my phon.



RICKY

(2:33pm)
The three button doesn't work?



TINO

(2:33pm)
I ha a frinly dirnc of opinion with a contractor. Molition is just as much un as construction. Whn was the last time you brok somthing?



RICKY

(2:35pm)
I broke a speaker box yesterday, but it was on purpose. Does that still count??



TINO

(2:35pm)
You remind me of my Uncle Tony. He had a dirty mouth too. He's dead now.



RICKY

(2:36pm)
Hey, your phone works now. That's great!



TINO

(2:36pm)
Is this annoying or what? Sorry. I tll you what. Why ont you brak something too. Right now. Want to o it?



RICKY

(2:41pm)
Umm not really. It might make me feel better, but then I'll have to clean it up. Besides I don't like loud noises, and the only thing that I could really



TINO

(2:41pm)
Goo. Work is important, but so is unoing work. Ask any mchanic, vrything dis alon. Fin somthing long an chap like a pncil. Lt m know whn you hav on.



RICKY

(2:41pm)
 break is a glass.



TINO

(2:41pm)
Put your thumbs in the mil. Hold it about y-lvl with fingrs pulling on ithr n an brak it. Tll m whn you o it.



RICKY

(2:56pm)
Ok I did it. I don't really feel better though..



TINO

(2:56pm)
Isnt it a rlif? I want you to kp the rasr part in your pockt all ay. Show it to somon. I gotta go to the phon stor.



RICKY

(3:26pm)
Cool.



-Monday-




TINO

(2:54pm)
What are you up to Ricky?



RICKY

(2:55pm)
Just finishing up some lunch. Tessa and I are going to go to an art gallery then do some shopping. Do you like your new phone?



TINO

(2:55pm)
U wanna trade? The inspectors here. Puts numbers on things that dont need em. Like how you had 124 characters in that message. You txt normal, QWERTY or T9?



RICKY

(2:56pm)
Qwerty



TINO

(2:56pm)
So 124 max key presses, times 6 muscles of the thumb(s) involved, like the flexor pollicis brevis, and four nerves. Do you use a light pressure or heavy?



RICKY

(2:57pm)
Light pressure



TINO

(2:57pm)
You just took 58 seconds to respond, so we're talking 2.41 neural signals/sec per second on your part.



RICKY

(2:58pm)
Wow that's awesome!



TINO

(2:58pm)
If you were a factory youd get an efficiency rating of 0.05/averg. Notice how you do other basic tasks. Fast or slow? Dont text me now. Itll take too long :-)



RICKY

(6:53pm)
I tend to do things rather quickly. I like to be efficient.



TINO

(6:53pm)
Hey I got this trick I can do. Just five questions and I can guess what your job is. Seriously, its this weird skill. Want to play?



RICKY

(6:53pm)
Yes



TINO

(6:53pm)
Ok, first some background. Do you deal with road traffic?



RICKY

(6:54pm)
No



TINO

(6:54pm)
You steer clear of traffic. Great. At any point in a typical day, can you look down and see the tops of other peoples' heads?



RICKY

(6:55pm)
Yes



TINO

(6:55pm)
A view from above. Nice. Makes sense. Do you work in a group with two or more people you went to high school with?



RICKY

(6:55pm)
No



TINO

(6:55pm)
No, why would you? How long do you have for lunch?



RICKY

(6:56pm)
I don't take one



TINO

(6:56pm)
Coulda guessed this first thing. Youre obviously a Associate Acoustic Consultant. Am I right?



RICKY

(6:56pm)
No



TINO

(6:56pm)
Really? Im never wrong. Maybe you should consider a career change.



RICKY

(6:57pm)
Haha!



-Tuesday-




TINO

(12:35pm)
On a scale of one to ten, ten being very and one being not at all, how firm is your handshake?



RICKY

(1:38pm)
8



TINO

(1:38pm)
Mmm hmm. Ill put down a 9. See, my contract is almost up. May have to find something else. Gotta think of interview questions they might ask.


(1:39pm)
Such as... are you what they call a 'team player'?



RICKY

(1:40pm)
Ya that's always an interview question.



TINO

(1:40pm)
Ah yes, the leviathan. Would you put honesty before appearance, appearance after enthusiasm, or enthusiasm next to sense of humor?



RICKY

(1:42pm)
Appearance is always next to sense of humor for me.



TINO

(1:42pm)
Ok. On a scale of one to one hundred, whats the value of your personal brand?



RICKY

(1:43pm)
1. I don't have a personal brand.



TINO

(1:43pm)
Buck up. Youre just undervalued. Last question. What do you put in the toaster?



RICKY

(1:43pm)
Bread. What do you put on the toaster?



TINO

(1:43pm)
Looks like youre a first-rate hire. You got the job! First task is to google 'oil rig jobs.' Let me know when youre there.



RICKY

(1:44pm)
I mean in the toaster.



TINO

(1:44pm)
This is the kind of job description I like: Works independently under general supervision, requiring normal guidance and review.


(1:45pm)
Typically does not have budgetary responsibility. Provides some technical guidance and work direction to field staff. Handles special projects, as assigned.



RICKY

(1:46pm)
Ok I'm looking at google results.



TINO

(1:46pm)
Great. Now go get me something like that. Bye for now!


(4:46pm)
Hey Ricky. Think. If you slipped and a friend caught your safety rope, the only thing between you and a 70 story fall, who would you want it to be?



-Wednesday-




TINO

(4:46am)
Ok, nevermind. Ill see ya, Ricky. Off to a job in chongqing, china! ALWAYS keep moving. Most peoples problem is getting stuck.