-Thursday-




NICOLE

(10:40am)
Nicole



TINO

(10:40am)
Hey Nicole. Im Tino. Where are you?



NICOLE

(10:43am)
In the austin texas area. where are you? One of my professors actually told me about you



TINO

(10:43am)
At my sisters. Im making a treehouse for my nephew. Whats the biggest thing youve ever built?



NICOLE

(10:48am)
im in class more specifically.Not very big...Ive built a buddhist temple for a class before. Maybe 2 square feet tops.How about you?I always wanted a treehouse!



TINO

(10:48am)
Ya gotta know how to make stuff. I like working with my hands generally. Steel. The ladies. Ha! Mostly steel. Im a rigger.



NICOLE

(10:52am)
Ha ha. how did you get into that work?



TINO

(10:52am)
Anyway... nice to meet you Nicole. Enough txting for now, Ill touch base tomorrow.



NICOLE

(10:54am)
K nice to meet you too. Tty tomorrow



-Friday-




TINO

(1:42pm)
On a scale of one to ten, ten being very and one being not at all, how firm is your handshake?



NICOLE

(1:43pm)
Probably a five. How about yours?



TINO

(1:43pm)
Mmm hmm. Ill put down a 1. See, my contract is almost up. May have to find something else. Gotta think of interview questions they might ask.


(1:44pm)
Such as... are you what they call a 'team player'?



NICOLE

(1:45pm)
What kind of job are you looking for? I tend to get nervous during interviews!  do you get nervous?



TINO

(1:45pm)
Well save feedback until the end. Would you put honesty before appearance, appearance after enthusiasm, or enthusiasm next to sense of humor?



NICOLE

(1:46pm)
Honesty, enthusiasm, appearance but not in a superficial way-like professional, and sense of humor



TINO

(1:46pm)
Ok. On a scale of one to one hundred, whats the value of your personal brand?



NICOLE

(1:47pm)
90 i purpose



TINO

(1:47pm)
Yeah, whatever Nike. Last question. What do you put in the toaster?



NICOLE

(1:49pm)
Toast or toaster strudels.



TINO

(1:49pm)
Ouch. Wrong answer. Bread goes in the toaster. You need some practice. Google 'oil rig jobs.' Let me know when youre there.



NICOLE

(1:50pm)
Cant at the moment but i will when im near my computer. 



TINO

(1:50pm)
This is the kind of job description I like: Works independently under general supervision, requiring normal guidance and review.


(1:51pm)
Typically does not have budgetary responsibility. Provides some technical guidance and work direction to field staff. Handles special projects, as assigned.


(1:52pm)
Great. Now go get me something like that. Bye for now!



NICOLE

(1:52pm)
Sounds like you have reasonable expectations.


(1:52pm)
Take care!



-Saturday-




TINO

(2:21pm)
What are you up to Nicole?



NICOLE

(2:23pm)
About to go eat with my boyfriend at ihop. Did you do anything special for halloween?



TINO

(2:23pm)
U wanna trade? The inspectors here. Puts numbers on things that dont need em. Like how you had 84 characters in that message. You txt normal, QWERTY or T9?



NICOLE

(2:26pm)
Sorry to hear that. Do you always work on saturday? I text t9



TINO

(2:26pm)
So 84 max key presses, times 6 muscles of the thumb(s) involved, like the flexor pollicis brevis, and four nerves. Do you use a light pressure or heavy?



NICOLE

(2:28pm)
Not sure...



TINO

(2:28pm)
You just took 113 seconds to respond, so we're talking 1.64 neural signals/sec per second on your part.



NICOLE

(2:29pm)
Yeah i was talking to a friend tho so im actually faster



TINO

(2:29pm)
If you were a factory youd get an efficiency rating of 0.03/averg. Notice how you do other basic tasks. Fast or slow? Dont text me now. Itll take too long :-)



-Sunday-




TINO

(2:54pm)
Met a girl last night - vanessa. Vanessaaaaah. Whaddaya think. Movie or the shore?



-Monday-




TINO

(12:16pm)
Hey I got this trick I can do. Just five questions and I can guess what your job is. Seriously, its this weird skill. Want to play?



-Thursday-




TINO

(1:06pm)
Nicole. Im late. Just came in to San Antonio- I dont know this part of town. Foreman sent me a txt, but this thing ran out of memory, so I did delete...


(1:08pm)
Point is, im lost. Not worried though, these things work out. But I need your help. Think I should go follow the group of people or go where they arent?



-Friday-




TINO

(1:06pm)
Hey Nicole whats up. I cant get out of bed this morning; PAIN. That rigging job in india is catching up to me with a vengeance.


(1:08pm)
Built a massive building for tiny parts. Semi-conductor facility. Theres a certain satisfaction in that. What do you do for work anyway?