-Thursday-




KASSIE

(10:39am)
Kassie



TINO

(10:39am)
Hey Kassie. Im Tino. Where are you?



KASSIE

(10:40am)
Hey tino- I'm in Texas



TINO

(10:40am)
Sounds like a blast. Im making a treehouse for my nephew. Whats the biggest thing youve ever built?



KASSIE

(10:44am)
Probably some sculptures



TINO

(10:44am)
Ya gotta know how to make stuff. I like working with my hands generally. Steel. The ladies. Ha! Mostly steel. Im a rigger.



KASSIE

(10:45am)
That's a tough job



TINO

(10:45am)
Anyway... nice to meet you Kassie. Enough txting for now, Ill touch base tomorrow.



-Friday-




TINO

(12:35pm)
On a scale of one to ten, ten being very and one being not at all, how firm is your handshake?



KASSIE

(12:36pm)
I'd say maybe a 6? I try



TINO

(12:36pm)
Mmm hmm. Ill put down a 1. See, my contract is almost up. May have to find something else. Gotta think of interview questions they might ask.



KASSIE

(12:37pm)
That's always nerving



TINO

(12:37pm)
Such as... are you what they call a 'team player'?



KASSIE

(12:38pm)
That can be a tough one to answer. Depending on other people can be hard



TINO

(12:38pm)
Ah yes, the leviathan. Would you put honesty before appearance, appearance after enthusiasm, or enthusiasm next to sense of humor?



KASSIE

(12:40pm)
I'd say honesty and enthusiasm most important. 



TINO

(12:40pm)
Ok. On a scale of one to one hundred, whats the value of your personal brand?



KASSIE

(12:41pm)
That is a tough one



TINO

(12:41pm)
Buck up. Youre just undervalued. Last question. What do you put in the toaster?



KASSIE

(12:42pm)
Pop tarts!



TINO

(12:42pm)
You know what? I like you. You get the job! First task is to google 'oil rig jobs.' Let me know when youre there.



KASSIE

(12:43pm)
K



TINO

(12:43pm)
This is the kind of job description I like: Works independently under general supervision, requiring normal guidance and review.


(12:44pm)
Typically does not have budgetary responsibility. Provides some technical guidance and work direction to field staff. Handles special projects, as assigned.



KASSIE

(12:44pm)
Lol. Sounds good



TINO

(12:45pm)
Great. Now go get me something like that. Bye for now!



KASSIE

(12:45pm)
K



-Saturday-




TINO

(12:16pm)
What are you up to Kassie?



KASSIE

(12:17pm)
Just riding in the car



TINO

(12:17pm)
U wanna trade? The inspectors here. Puts numbers on things that dont need em. Like how you had 22 characters in that message. You txt normal, QWERTY or T9?



KASSIE

(12:19pm)
Qwerty- I have a blackberry



TINO

(12:19pm)
So 22 max key presses, times 6 muscles of the thumb(s) involved, like the flexor pollicis brevis, and four nerves. Do you use a light pressure or heavy?



KASSIE

(12:20pm)
I guess light



TINO

(12:20pm)
You just took 60 seconds to respond, so we're talking 4.30 neural signals/sec per second on your part.



KASSIE

(12:21pm)
Is that good



TINO

(12:21pm)
If you were a factory youd get an efficiency rating of 0.10/averg. Notice how you do other basic tasks. Fast or slow? Dont text me now. Itll take too long :-)



KASSIE

(12:22pm)
That's not nice :P



-Sunday-




TINO

(1:42pm)
Met a girl last night - vanessa. Vanessaaaaah. Whaddaya think. Movie or the shore?



-Monday-




TINO

(2:21pm)
hy Kassi, I just lost my tmpr. I got frustrat and brok my phon.



-Thursday-




TINO

(2:54pm)
Hey I got this trick I can do. Just five questions and I can guess what your job is. Seriously, its this weird skill. Want to play?



KASSIE

(2:55pm)
Sure



TINO

(2:55pm)
Ok, first some background. How long do you have for lunch?



KASSIE

(2:56pm)
30 minutes



TINO

(2:56pm)
Ok. Let me just get a few details straight. Have you ever had to fire a pregnant or weeping person?



KASSIE

(2:56pm)
Nope



TINO

(2:56pm)
I knew you hadnt. Confirms my guess. A couple more just to be sure. Do you work in a group with two or more people you went to high school with?



KASSIE

(2:57pm)
no



TINO

(2:57pm)
No, why would you? Do you have to wear a uniform?



KASSIE

(2:58pm)
Nope



TINO

(2:58pm)
Coulda guessed this first thing. Youre obviously a Inclusion Consultant. Am I right?



KASSIE

(2:59pm)
Marketing. For conservation organization. 



TINO

(2:59pm)
Knowing what youre good at is more than half the battle when it comes to a good career move.



KASSIE

(3:00pm)
Gotta do what you like too



-Friday-




TINO

(2:21pm)
Do you ever think about all the shit you use everday that has moving parts?



KASSIE

(2:24pm)
Can't say I do



TINO

(2:24pm)
Just took apart a drill. This one was edged with rotating electric grinders and planers. Like a stainless steel pinata when I popped it. Where are you?



-Saturday-




KASSIE

(9:33am)
I was at work- that's why I forgot to respond. I'm home now though



TINO

(9:33am)
hy Kassi, I just lost my tmpr. I got frustrat and brok my phon.



KASSIE

(9:34am)
That sucks. You seem to have lost your 3 key



TINO

(9:34am)
I gotta amit. Molition is just as much un as construction. Nothing bats throwing a hammr through ry wall. Whn was the last time you brok somthing?



KASSIE

(9:35am)
On purpose or by accident?



TINO

(9:35am)
Is this annoying or what? Sorry. I tll you what. Why ont you brak something too. Right now. Want to o it?



KASSIE

(9:37am)
Like what? I don't think my hosts wpuld appreciate that too much



TINO

(9:37am)
Cmon. Work is important, but so is unoing work. Ask any mchanic, vrything dis alon. Fin somthing long an chap like a pncil. Lt m know whn you hav on.



KASSIE

(9:38am)
K that's easy



TINO

(9:38am)
Put your thumbs in the mil. Hold it about y-lvl with fingrs pulling on ithr n an brak it. Tll m whn you o it.



KASSIE

(9:39am)
Ok



TINO

(9:39am)
Isnt it a rlif? I want you to kp the rasr part in your pockt all ay. Show it to somon. I gotta go to the phon stor.


(2:54pm)
Sorry for bugging. I need a favor. Something just occurred to me. Ok? Im 65 floors up. You got a second?



KASSIE

(2:55pm)
Sure



TINO

(2:55pm)
Construction was delayed for the better part of a year. Beams covered in a fine metallic dust. Kinda mysterious but i have a hunch.



KASSIE

(2:55pm)
Oh?



TINO

(2:55pm)
Eugene doesnt believe me. He says its old paint. You at a computer? Google 'meteor dust' for me and let me know what it says. Is it possible?



KASSIE

(2:56pm)
No computer



TINO

(2:56pm)
Ive got an amazing job. Do me one more favor?



KASSIE

(2:59pm)
Sure



TINO

(2:59pm)
Take a photo of something at work from outer space. Post it on flickr and put 'tino faussone' in the tags. Its all around us, Kassie. Gotta run.


(5:59pm)
Hey Kassie. Think. If you slipped and a friend caught your safety rope, the only thing between you and a 70 story fall, who would you want it to be?



-Sunday-




TINO

(5:59am)
Ok, nevermind. Ill see ya, Kassie. Off to a job in chongqing, china! ALWAYS keep moving. Most peoples problem is getting stuck.